HOGS

                        Old Mother Truss and Kwasi Kwarteng

                          cleared the cupboard with hardly a pang

                        while dog Britain has to boil bones for soup

                          as those very rich let out a great whoop.

                        Soon it’s war for breakfast lunch and dinner

                          juggling H-bombs makes you a lot thinner.

                        Now this tail can hardly wag the dog.

                          all goes knight-led instead of stick-the-hog.

                        Wilson John Haire.  1st October, 2022.