a Ukrainian burger called Boris

                        at his public school strove to learn Horace.

                        Now gets eaten in Kiev,

                        promised NATO, RAF.

                        Put that country in plaster of Paris.

                        Wilson John Haire. 24th August, 2022.

                        

There is a sort of lady called Liz Truss

                        who inadvertently misses the bus.

                        Her tongue creates two nations

                        though not yet on probation

                        Protests from unions is just so much fuss.

                        Wilson John Haire. 24th August, 2022.

                        

You must by now heard of Sir Keir Starmer

                        fixed the Labour Party with a hammer

                        drained it of its vital spark.

                        It whimpers cannot bark.

                        If concrete is love then he’s a charmer.

                        Wilson John Haire. 24th August, 2022.